You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
