Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
How external is "for external use only"?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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