I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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