Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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