I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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