DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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