just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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