false alarm. still invincible.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
how drunk are you?
Several
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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