She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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