i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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