kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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