I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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