i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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