Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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