Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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