am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Randomize
