And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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