How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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