Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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