we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Text me some of your sweat
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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