Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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