My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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