wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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