She said her name was "party"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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