Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
If I die, sorry about rent.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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