ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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