Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Randomize
