It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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