just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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