I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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