so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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