Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We named our party play list daddy issues
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
