we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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