What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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