and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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