I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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