so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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