She said her name was "party"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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