I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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