Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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