im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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