I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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