Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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