I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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