I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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