Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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