So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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