Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
