so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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