I wannas sexs uuuuu
It was confusing and full of hummus
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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