Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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