i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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