Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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