the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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