Quick, to the slutcave!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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