but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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