you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
