is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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